Where to Order your Malta Driving License Online?

Alright, so you wanna get yourself a Malta driving license, huh? Don’t you worry none, it ain’t as hard as milkin’ a cow with slippery hands, though it can be a bit of a bother if you don’t know what you’re doin’. Let me tell ya how it is.

First off, you gotta figure out what kinda license you need. Is it for a regular car? Or somethin’ bigger, like them trucks? See, there’s different ones. You got yer regular car one, that’s the B license. Then, if you wanna drive somethin’ heavier, like a big ol’ truck carryin’ stuff, you might need a C license. And if you’re plannin’ on pullin’ a trailer, well, then you’re lookin’ at somethin’ like a C1E or CE license. That C1E one, that’s for when the whole shebang – truck and trailer – don’t weigh more than 12,000 kilos. The CE, that’s for when the trailer is real heavy, more than 750 kilos.

Now, gettin’ the license, that’s where the work starts. You can’t just go and say, “Give me a license!” like you’re orderin’ a loaf of bread at the market. First, you gotta learn how to drive, right? You can find yourself a drivin’ instructor, someone who knows the rules of the road and can teach ya how to handle a car. They’ll help you even if you don’t know nothin’ about drivin’. They’ll show ya how to drive and get you ready for the tests, both the written one and the one where you actually drive the car.

• Find a good instructor.
• Study the rules of the road.
• Practice, practice, practice.

They say there’s a website, somethin’ like “*”, where you can find some info. But honestly, I ain’t too good with them computer things. My grandson, he’s good at it. Maybe you got someone who can help ya look it up.

So, you learn the rules, practice drivin’ around, and then you gotta take a written test. That one’s all about the rules, signs, and stuff like that. Gotta study for it, ya know? Can’t just guess your way through it. After that, there’s the drivin’ test. That’s where you show ‘em you can actually handle a car without crashin’ into things.

Once you pass them tests, then you can get your license. And let me tell ya, that license ain’t just one piece of paper. It’s two! Don’t ask me why, that’s just how they do it here. Keep ‘em both safe, you don’t wanna lose ‘em.

Now, if you’re in a hurry to get your license, they say you can pay extra and get it faster. Like, you can pick it up the next day if it’s a workin’ day. But that’ll cost ya more, so think about whether you really need it that quick.

And here’s a bit of good news, especially if you’re thinkin’ of goin’ to them fancy places like the United Arab Emirates. Seems like if you got a Malta license, they’ll let you drive over there too. Malta and them UAE folks, they made an agreement, so your license is good in both places. That’s what I heard, anyway.

Gettin’ a driver’s license in Malta, it ain’t somethin’ you do overnight. It takes time and effort. But once you got it, well, then you can go wherever you please, whenever you please. Just remember to be careful on the roads. There’s a lot of crazy drivers out there, and you don’t wanna end up in a ditch.

Driving in Malta can be a bit tricky, with all them narrow roads and such. But don’t you fret. Just take it slow, pay attention, and you’ll be fine. And remember, always follow the rules. They got that “highway code” thing, tells you all the rules. You can probably find it online, or maybe at the place where you take your tests.

So there ya have it. That’s about all I know about gettin’ a Malta drivin’ license. It might seem like a lot, but it ain’t so bad once you get started. Just take it one step at a time, and you’ll be cruisin’ down the road in no time. Just be safe out there, alright?

And remember, always keep your papers in order. They take that stuff real serious, and you don’t wanna get in trouble with the law. They got rules, and you gotta follow ‘em. That’s just how it is.