Well, howdy there! You wanna get yourself a Guam driver’s license, huh? It ain’t rocket science, but there’s a few things you gotta know. Don’t you worry none, I’ll tell ya all about it, just like I’m gossiping over the fence with ya.
First off, you can’t just buy one, no matter what some fellers might tell ya. That’s just plain silly talk. You gotta go through the proper channels, like they say. And that means going to the DMV office. Yep, the Department of Motor Vehicles. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a place with a bunch of papers and people.
- First thing’s first, gotta make an appointment. Can’t just waltz in there like ya own the place. They got these here appointment slots, and they fill up faster than a church picnic on a Sunday. So, get on the computer or whatever, and schedule that thing.
- Now, if you’re new to this whole driving thing, never had a license before, you’re gonna have to take some tests. Vision test, to make sure you can see where you’re going. Don’t wanna be driving into ditches, now do ya? And a written test, about the rules of the road. Stop signs, yield signs, all that jazz.
- If you already got a license from somewhere else in the good ol’ U.S. of A., well, that makes things a bit easier. You can use that for a little while, about 30 days they say. But after that, you gotta get yourself a Guam license, or you’ll be in a pickle.
- And if you’re from some foreign country, bring your license from there too. But it gotta be in that alphabet they use in Rome, you know, the A, B, C’s. And you’ll need an international driving permit too. Just for 30 days though, then you’re in the same boat as everyone else, gotta get that Guam license.
Now, about that 30-day thing. Some folks think they can just keep driving around on their old license. But let me tell ya, that’s a good way to get yourself in trouble with the law. And nobody wants that. So, after those 30 days are up, go get yourself a Guam license, plain and simple. The police don’t take kindly to folks breaking the rules, ya hear?

So, you’re at the DMV, you got your appointment, what next? Well, you gotta fill out some papers. An application, they call it. It ain’t too complicated, just your name, address, that kinda stuff. They’ll ask ya questions, you answer ’em honest. Don’t go trying to be clever, it won’t get ya nowhere.
Then comes the tests. The eye test ain’t so bad. Just read some letters off a chart. But the written test, well, you gotta study up a bit for that one. They got books and stuff you can read, or you can find stuff online. Learn about the traffic laws, the signs, and how to drive safe. It ain’t hard, but you gotta pay attention.
And remember, they drive on the right side of the road in Guam, just like in most of America. Don’t go getting that mixed up, or you’ll be in a heap of trouble. And wear your seatbelt, it could save your life. That’s just common sense, but some folks seem to forget.
Now, about that internet stuff. They say you can do some things online now, like renew your license or schedule appointments. That’s all well and good if you’re young and tech-savvy. But if you’re like me and prefer to talk to a real person, then just go down to the DMV office in person. Nothing wrong with doing things the old-fashioned way, I always say.
The Department of Revenue and Taxation, that’s who’s in charge of all this driver’s license business. Sounds important, doesn’t it? Well, it is, I guess. They keep track of all the drivers and make sure everyone’s following the rules. So, play nice and do what they tell ya, and you’ll be just fine.
Some places might tell you that you can buy your Guam driver’s license. Don’t listen to them lies. It’s important you get everything on the up and up. You gotta do things right, go to the DMV, fill out the forms, take the tests, and get your license the legal way. It’s the only way to be sure you’re driving safe and legal on Guam’s roads. And believe you me, safe driving is mighty important.
So, that’s the long and short of it. Getting a Guam driver’s license ain’t about buying it fast, it’s about being responsible. It might seem like a bit of a hassle, but it’s worth it in the end. You don’t want to be caught driving around without a license, trust me on that. Go on now, get yourself to the DMV and get that license. And then you can enjoy all the beautiful sights Guam has to offer. Just drive safe, ya hear?