Need a Botswana driving license? Buy it online: Learn how!

Well, lemme tell ya, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout gettin’ a Botswana driving license online. Sounds fishy to me, but these young’uns and their internet, they do everything online these days. I reckon it ain’t right, but who am I to judge? They say you can just buy one, no test, no nothin’. I don’t think that is safe, but these young people sure do like things easy.

How to Get a Driver’s License in Botswana

Back in my day, you had to work for it. It was tough, but we did it. Now, they go to those fancy driving schools. They teach ya all them rules of the road. Traffic laws and all that, you need to know that stuff. Then, there’s the test. Gotta pass that theory test, ya know. The pass mark is 26 out of 30 for some classes, and 39 out of 45 for others. A, B, F, H, C, C1, EB, EC, what are all these letters? It’s confusing. I only know how to drive one car, I don’t need all these categories.

You gotta go to the Department of Road Transport and Safety. They got all these forms, like this Botswana Driving Licence Application form (DL1). You gotta fill it out. If you can’t find it, you can get it at the Enquiries Desk at their offices. You need to book for the theory test. It’s a lot of stuff to do, but you need to do it right if you want to drive.

And you always, always gotta carry your license when you’re drivin’. Police officer might stop ya, and you gotta show it. That’s the law. No license, big trouble. Big trouble. You don’t want that. Just imagine, police officer stop you, you don’t have it. What are you going to do? You are going to jail.

International Driving Permit

Now, if you ain’t from ’round here, things get more complicated. These foreigners, they need somethin’ called an International Driving Permit, or IDP. It’s like a translation of your own license, so you can drive in other countries. They say it’s important to have one if you wanna drive in Botswana and you’re not from here. Some folks say you don’t need it. I don’t know who is right. But if you ask me, better safe than sorry.

• You need to enroll in driving school.
• You need to complete mandatory theory and practical driving lessons.
• You need to pass the theory test.
• You need to carry your driving license when driving.
• Foreigners may need an International Driving Permit.

Buying a Botswana Driving License Online

But now, they say you can just buy Botswana driving license online. No school, no test, no nothin’. Just pay the money, and bam, you got a license. I don’t know how they do it. I don’t know if it is even real. It seems wrong. Sounds like a scam to me. But I guess some people, they just want the easy way out. They don’t want to do all that work.

I still think it is best to do it the right way. Go to driving school, learn the rules, pass the test. It is for your own good. It is for everybody’s good. You need to know how to drive safely. But these young folks and their online buyin’, they think they know everything. They think they can buy their way into anythin’.

Why You Shouldn’t Buy a License Online

I tell ya, buyin’ a license online is a bad idea. You don’t learn nothin’. You don’t know the rules. How are you gonna drive safe if you don’t know the rules? How are you gonna drive safe if you have not practiced? You are gonna cause an accident. And what if the police find out? You are in big trouble. Big, big trouble. That fake license is not gonna help you. You will lose your money. You will not be able to drive.

Also, you don’t even know if it is real. You give them your money, and maybe they just run away. Then you have no money, and no license. You are just a fool. They are laughing at you because you are so stupid. You are so easy to trick.

Just Do It the Right Way

So, I say, forget this online buyin’. Go to driving school. Learn the rules. Take the test. Get your Botswana driving license the right way. It ain’t easy, but it’s the right thing to do. It is safe. It is legal. You will learn how to drive properly. You will be a good driver. You will not be a danger to yourself and others. You will make your old grandma proud.

Don’t be lazy. Don’t be stupid. Don’t try to cheat. Just do it right. It is better for everyone. It is better for you. If you want to drive in Botswana, you need to get your license the right way, even if you don’t like it. I heard too many stories about these online things. It never ends well. Don’t be a fool. Be smart. Go to driving school.

I don’t know much about these new things. But I know right from wrong. And buyin’ a license online, that’s just wrong. It’s dangerous. It’s not worth it. If you want to drive, do it the right way. That’s all I gotta say about that. These new generations, always trying to find shortcuts. Always trying to cheat the system. But some things, you just can’t cheat. You gotta do it right, or you are gonna pay the price.